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[naoko]

A father put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story, and listened to her prayers, which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and goodbye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later, the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy, and goodbye Grandma." The next day, the grandmother died.

"Holy moley," thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed, the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy, and goodbye Daddy." He practically went into shock.

He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day and had lunch while watching the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch, and jumping at every sound.

Finally as midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just had the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day? You'll never believe what happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch!"

[Magnopèl]

[momi]

A father put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story, and listened to her prayers, which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and goodbye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later, the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy, and goodbye Grandma." The next day, the grandmother died.

"Holy moley," thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed, the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy, and goodbye Daddy." He practically went into shock.

He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day and had lunch while watching the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch, and jumping at every sound.

Finally as midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just had the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day? You'll never believe what happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch!"

Spettacolo!!!!
Ho impiegato un paio di minuti a capirla 

[Cialtron_Heston]

Vabè che non siamo su riomma.net, ma in italiano, più breve e con la spiegazione, non è possibie?

[Magnopèl]

Vabè che non siamo su riomma.net, ma in italiano, più breve e con la spiegazione, non è possibie?

sarò essenziale: il postino è il padre della bambina. L'altro è solo un cornuto.

[Cialtron_Heston]

sarò essenziale: il postino è il padre della bambina. L'altro è solo un cornuto.

Grazie.

[naoko]

sarò essenziale: il postino è il padre della bambina. L'altro è solo un cornuto.

Arido.

Vabè che non siamo su riomma.net, ma in italiano, più breve e con la spiegazione, non è possibie?

gnurant.

[Dissi]

... e porch vuol dire portico ...

[Cialtron_Heston]

Arido.
gnurant.

Adesso l'ho capita. 

[white-blu]

https://www.facebook.com/alfalta90/videos/841713969199504/?fref=nf

[jp1900]

https://www.facebook.com/alfalta90/videos/841713969199504/?fref=nf

È wireless...

[hidalgo]

A father put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story, and listened to her prayers, which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and goodbye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later, the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy, and goodbye Grandma." The next day, the grandmother died.

"Holy moley," thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed, the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy, and goodbye Daddy." He practically went into shock.

He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day and had lunch while watching the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch, and jumping at every sound.

Finally as midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just had the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day? You'll never believe what happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch!"

Ho fatto sempre un po' a cazzotti col "British humor".
Il "British black humor" per me  è qualcosa di inenarrabile...

[PDB]

[Magnopèl]

Se è vero mi viene voglia di buttarmi nel vesuvio, povera umanità.

[naoko]

è il primo caso in cui Santa Pace non è sufficiente. 

[Alexxio]

expo

[Tarallo]

vicino alla cartina c'è anche scritto Toscana.


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[hidalgo]

[hidalgo]