It doesn't  ave maria that you care but the pizza under the ass that burns
(Detto locale: non è l'ave maria che te noce, è la pizza sotto al culo che te coce)
(Al paese si narra che dopo la guerra una donna andò a trovare una sua amica. Costei aveva appena sfornato una pizza e per evitare di doverla offrire la nascose sulla sedia mettendosi a sedere. La signora con la scusa di avere fretta perché in chiesa stava per iniziare la funzione, congedò in fretta l'amica. Che diede vita a questo proverbio che viene tramandato da generazioni)

Ne faccio spesso uso

Citazione di: italicbold il 25 Set 2014, 10:57
Fuck you and three quarter of your building.

questa deve essere pronunciata in strettissimo cockney

The worst dead of yours and of those who don't say it raising their hand.

the lap of peppe below the royal

The tastes are tastes

A peppa in change of a peppa, I keep my own peppa.

Between the two arguers the third has an orgasm

If you want understand, good.
In another case, fat.

but that really really

Who grown up like a circle, can't die like a square.

between dick from Velletri

This is a Mary Littlesock's affair.

I fuck you in your ass and I burn your hair

It's not important if it's Spain or France.
The important thing is that you can eat.

i eat, drink and support Lazio

If I punch you in your breast, I will dig a little niche for Jesus' Mother.

With my grandpa on wheelbarrow .

Evil don't do, fear don't have.

Man of belly man of substance

Keep your dick up, it's raining pussy

If my Grandpa had five (or three) balls, he was a pinball

Gnagna, gnagna everywhere